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Monday
Jul282014

The Feeling - Brazil 2014 x Adidas & Richard Swarbrick



Missing the World Cup? So are we. To tide you over until the football season starts anew, here is Richard Swarbrick's brilliant animation celebrating some of the best moments of the tournament in Brazil. Sure, it may not be as awesome as some of his previous work (Messi v Getafe or Henman v Gustafsson) and the music is godawful, but if you've possibly never seen anything like it. And what the hell, its football! Enjoy.

Tuesday
Jul222014

A call to arms, well legs really.

As the sun beats down on our slightly overweight, post-Pemberton poisoned corpses, it has dawned upon us that August long weekend is nearly upon us. To most, Auggy Long symbolizes a weekend of lake-filled fun. To GFC though, it's that special time of the year when we dust off the Total 90s, polish the Preds and tape up the holes in our Kings. As everyone laments the dwindling of Summer, we rejoice in finally getting to work on that beach body with a healthy dose of pre-season training. If like us, you've spent the last two months on the couch watching as Ron Vlaar and Benedikt Hoewedes played their way into your heart but are now looking to trade Cheetos for Catenaccio, we want to hear from you.

As Vancouver's 31st (estimated) most illustrious amateur footballing family is on the hunt for the next Rickie Lambert, as Gastown has a penchant for molding raw talent into beetroot canners. Following last season's heartbreakingly narrow relegation from the First Division of Vancouver's Metro Soccer League, The Iron are looking to bolster their ranks with committed, competent and sociable footballers.

We're based out of Andy Livingstone during the season and train twice a week. We'll be starting Pre-season the week of August 4th and so if you're looking to get back into competitive football, make some more friends, or if you're new to the city and need football to survive then send us an email - we look forward to hearing from you!

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Thursday
Jul102014

If Brazil were still playing Germany...

Oscar scores a goal that only Neuer cares about

Ever wondered what the score would be if Germany and Brazil were still going at it..?

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Wednesday
Jul092014

Our Man in Rio - String Theãory

Happy Phil

Luckily for our intrepid reporter out in Belo Horizonte, the Brazilians were too upset to be really angry about being slapped about by Germany to do any slapping about. Despite this not being anywhere near the World Cup record loss (Hungary 10-1 El Salvador, 1982), it doubled the previous biggest losses by a World Cup host, and is the first time a major nation has been so humiliated. Hot off the scroll stashed inside a ceremonial ceramic statue of Christ the Redeemer is our man in Brazil’s take on the Misery of Minerão [given the obscurity of this article, we’re guessing he’s back on the Caipirinhas – Ed.].

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Wednesday
Jul092014

It was 16 years and 5 days ago...

Dennis Bergkamp, Dennis BergKAMP, Dennis BERGKAMP! DENNIS BERGKAMP!!

Cet article est disponible en français ici...

It was 16 years and 5 days ago that Dennis Bergkamp scored THAT goal against Argentina in the Vélodrome during the quarter-final of France '98. Don't Stand off Frank de Boer...

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Sunday
Jul062014

Our Man in Rio - Cloning and Diego Benaglio

Marc Wilmots presents his plan to the Belgian FA pre-Brazil 2014

This article is very much delayed. We can only assume that our man in Brazil has been mourning the lack of football over the last few days, as well his double compound-fracture to the heart after his beloved Swiss and American teams were defeated. Either that or he had two too many Caipirinhas and has been asleep for the last few days. Since then there have been four quarter finals, hopefully he can hurry up and tie his report to the leg of his homing-macaw and send it over. Tick tock...

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Tuesday
Jul012014

Our Man in Rio - The Empire Strikes Back

Klaas Jan Huntelaar, Lord Robben and Dirk Kuyt talk to the intergalactic media

Cet article est disponible en francais, ici.
Tripping across the largest country in South America has been an absolute joy while the Latin sides have been winning. Everyone is in great spirits and can’t help but poke fun that Woy’s Warriorz™ have been sent packing less than a week after the tournament began. However like all good trilogies (no, the new, ‘first’ three don’t count. Piss off, Ewan McGregor!), the bad guys come back with a vengeance in the second instalment. Look out world; after a shaky start, the Europeans are back!

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Friday
Jun272014

Our man in Rio - Franck Ribéry is the best player in France


We apologise for the one-day delay in getting this content to you. Emilio/a our devoted and amorous translator has been kidnapped by Rickie Lambert and is currently in the hold of a Boeing 747 bound for Liverpool via Heathrow. We hope that he/she has a wonderful time in the north of England – with a bit of luck he/she can start coaxing the best out of Philippe Coutinho, dedos cruzados! Still, our man in Rio has soldiered tout seul with a very stiff, British, upper lip. Enjoy!

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